Cracked it all the way through. I blame the cold weather. I blame my dog who lifts the wooden seat to drink out of the toilet, then lets the lid slam. I do NOT blame my fat ass. I know I've gained some weight because of my obsession with Wal-Mart donuts, but I didn't gain THAT much weight.
I went to Wal-Mart to get a replacement lid (plastic, thank you, no more wood) and for the first time, managed to leave without donuts, thankyouverymuch.