Thursday, July 3, 2008

Put those away!

I'm not sure exactly why, but I hate, and I will say it again, hate, seeing women's boobs hanging out of their tops. It's not because I'm jealous because even if I was hanging D cups, I would keep those puppies to myself.

Sorry, ladies, I just don't want to see your mammaries. It's not very classy and actually, you look like a prostitute. Unless you're Pam Anderson, you don't need to let them loose. Everyone expects Pam's boobs to be in their face, BAM, big boobies, but honestly, I don't want to be trying to eat at Olive Garden and have boobs staring at me from the next booth over.

There's no shame left. It started with wearing regular bras with tank tops. I mean, ewww, how white trash. Even the see-through bra straps are noticeable. You know, they make these things called STRAPLESS BRAS so when you wear a tank top or something of the like, your STRAPS don't show. I highly recommend one.

Let's leave something to the imagination, ok? Would you want your boyfriend/husband walking around with part of his peter showing? Didn't think so.

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